Today is Sunday- aka Lazy Day!
First Blog! Today is Sunday, aka Lazy day! Its 5pm and I am still in my pjs!
-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
-Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
-What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
-"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
-Last night I laid in my bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
-Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
-A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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